It's all about you...

Possible nicknames:
For Anna - Trebuchet, Spanna, Beavis,
For Jen - Butthead, Tit-wank, giraffe,
For Sarah - Monkey tits, CWO Bambi, Garfield,
For Lucy - Lucy McMental, Rex the Runt
For Adam - (no contest, already established) Ego, Arnold, Stuey, (Chicken) Nugget, Cash(for)Fellatio, Gadget features,
For Matt - Hobo, Mathanial,