Fact

Jen’s a pink Supremiscist

Jen is gay Hitler.

‘I am pink’.

‘I have a picture of Jen with a penis.’

Jen’s going to be called Ocean Southern.

‘Lucy’s laptop is The One. Lucy’s laptop is like Neo.’

‘When cucumbers and hoovers mate…’

Image: LH Adam writing with a pink highlighter on a tomato held in a hoover attatchment.

Stranger image: Anna saying ‘Awww’ to a tomato on a rocking hoover attatchment and a pen through the top of it’s head.

‘Someone stole some thunder.’

‘What was the theme of the conversation before?’

‘I can never eat a tomato again.’

Tomato convicted of manslaughter.

Tomatoes have love juice and nappies.