Company – Lucy, Adam, Sarah, Chloe, Anna, Jen and Matt crammed into a car tootling along the motorway.
Music – Tracey Chapman, Fast Car
Place – Somewhere near Beaconsfield and Marlowe, trying to find the M40
Destination – Lucy’s House, not quite Wales, in the middle of nowhere
Comments/Thoughts/Worries/Fears from everyone:
Adam: Lucy, you’re going to make yourself ill.
Lucy: Feeling knackered after leaving Varey at 8.37 and going on large mission to find the car – got wrong tube, waited, got right tube, got lost and got sleepy. It’s pissing it down with rain, but I have the front passenger seat – hurrah – and am squashed into a warm car with lots of silly people. Road trip is all exciting - especially since am going home, and big warm house and open fire awaits. I love road trips, even if they involve getting up early, getting lost and being duped out of £2.99 for a CD sung by random fuckers.
Chloe: Yes, life is sometimes lots of fun…will we be friends in ten years time? Will we have random adventures together, could we write Enid blighton esque fucking fantabulous seven novels or do we need a dog to make it a wiz cracking eight? Random ponderings, good things last, dog or no dog.
Anna: Well I don’t know about you Chloe but I want a kitten, a tiny one, with lots of fluffiness. Adam saw an Aston Martin and proclaimed “ahhh it’s making me have babies”. I have finally finished the gobstopper that Matt gave me about half an hour ago. Now I am feeling slightly sick so I will hand over to Sarah…
Sarah: Hmmmm to trying to work out how I can pretend to be Chloes brother so I can get on the family holiday to Morocco….. Just been nearly landed on by a nice RAF helicopter and Anna and Chloe are having brain intercourse….. enough said…..
Jen:Well me and Matt are crammed into the back seat covered in duvets and tobacco, we can’t hear anything, but I have had a fabulous time at the service station – I beat Anna at air hockey by like 20 points and bought a trophy which proclaims me a sex god. I’m just thinking about that kids programme, Knightmare. You know, where they put a helmet on and dodge bombs and ghosts and failed actors etc.Also, Colin and Edith are bastards for giving the new lunch time link up people tickets to the roadshow. What did we get? A couple of scratched, old cd’s. I keep seeing ‘signs’ in a Final Destination kind of way…….
Lucy: First of all, we don’t want a dog, Chlo. They sniff crotches without invitation. Let’s get guinea pigs instead. They are cool in every way, like the Fonz.
P.S. I don't know what the 'secondly of all' was.
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