The Best of Popbitch (Popbitch never lies)

    
    "Big Brother??? Loathe it. I just cannot relate
    to these weird people, deviants, weirdoes,
    freaks." - Pete Burns, on deadoralive.net.
 

   Happy Slapping is so 2005. To be too
   cool for school these days you have to
   do the Seagull.

   In schools all over London, apparently,
   break-times are seeing boys running into the
   bogs to masturbate furiously, collect their
   jizz in the palms of their hands, then go out
   and find a younger kid.... then slap them in
   the face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

   Try it in the office when you're bored. (No, please don't)