Perhaps it's good I couldn't sleep - I discovered all this:

I just trying to remember if this is true, but according to our conversation last night, I hate everything except my small guinea pig with a knife wearing a matrix coat and the magic microwave, which may also be evil, but gives me things, but only according to certain rules. It's also disappointing that people these days don't feel strongly enough to attempt to assinate world leaders, so we're going to see George Galloway and give him a barrel of oil, or perhaps a barrel of florescent chinese take-away sauce. It's not ok to keep a mouse in your drawer, but it is ok to have a miniture horse, or a miniture sheep that will eat the crumbs from your floor and can be shaved and its wool can be used to make filters. It's also ok to keep velociraptors in your room because the cleaners will be scared off by them. I mostly hate things that crap in corners, like hamsters, which means if you want to prevent a hamster from pooing, you just live in a perfectly circular house. Hell is being in a hamster ball, running along with your poo falling on your head, and if Luke goes into a shower where there's cat poo, he will a) try to use it as soap and b) be in a very awkard position morally and ethically. Ummm...I can't remember any more...can anyone else? Oh yes ' Do you know what ER spells?'...'errrgh'