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Hello everyone

Me, Jen, Anna,Sarah, Alex and Matt went to the Globe. Well done us. Briliant. We kick ass. Anyway, it only took us two hours to leave Varey, which was (fast show) nice. Jen wore her new sweater dress, Sarah wore black top that other girl was wearing (bitch fight!), Lucy wore black and red (hypocrite). We thought we were on girlie night out...but Matt finished work - hurrah! We played 'Would you rather...'
'Would you rather suck the cock of every man you met or be fucked in the ass by every man you met?' Matt (and everyone else) would rather suck cock.
It got a bit incestuous and disturbing...
Anyway, also played 'Shag, marry, push off a cliff' - George Galloway, Michael Barrymore and Boris Johnson, and lots of others, including all the Adams, Justin, Jake and Tony, Cherie and Euan.
And who would you take to a desert island - one person - which got all sentimental.
Some of us got pissed, Sarah was sleepy and Matt couldnt drink or smoke. Everyone got perved on by scary man, who spent the last closing ten minutes (lights on, Grange Hill theme tune) trying to start a fight. Pervy Pervy Bastard.
Anyway, Anna's writing about post -globe, so nothing much to say, other than favourite line of the night
Anna to Jen ' 'Come on, you pissed penis'.
Anyway, just going to check if Jen's stayed true to threat - i.e. if she's sleeping in the corridor.
Lots of Love
xxx