We started off in such a sophisticated way; covent garden, opera and wine...

I would like to issue a general and all consuming apology to everyone and anyone I and we managed to contact in anyway shape or form last night. Whatever I said, I don't think I meant it.
Needless to say. I'm never drinking again. Bastard alcohol.
P.S. Jen owes me 20 quid. She bet me 20 quid a guy on the bus was pregnant with a hound. I think I made a safe bet there.