We're so creative.

We should set up our own record and production company and make millions. Last night we came up with our first single; 'A Murderer is plaiting my hair.' We haven't finished all the lyrics, so suggestions are eagerly taken, but it starts like this:

A murderer is plaiting my hair
Oh my God, life aint so fair
I was asleep, I didn't know she was there,
This murderer who's plaiting my hair...

Today we're watching Romeo (Ro-may-o) and Juliet (Whoooliet), and have decided a remake is in order, about the rivalry between the dynasties of the House of Varey and the House of Maynard.
So the beginning of the film begins with the brilliant prologue:

Two households both alike in lack of dignity in fair Queen Mary,
where we lay our scene.
From fresher grudge break to new rivalry,
Where civil alcohol makes civil bodies unclean.
From forth the fatal flats of these two foes,
a pair of shit-faced students have a one night stand,
Whose misadventured sordid love throws with their actions,
bury their houses strife.
The drunken passage of their drink-fuelled shag,
and the continuance of their flatmates heartache,
which but their hangover's end could not remove,
is now the five minute traffic of our piss-take.