I have two posts waiting to be transferred from my laptop. I have no memory stick, no CDRWs, no USB cable to link the two, and I can't get the internet to work on my lovely lovely laptop, so any other ideas are welcome. Sorry for listing all those means of transfer, but am trying to avoid getting comments based on belief in my computer retardedness, naming no names obviously. Shall I do a (matthew inspired) Bridget Jones type list for the the last week? Mmmm rhetorical questions.....
Anyway, the week since I've been away:
No. Cigarettes: 2.10
No. of Cigarettes in room: 9 marlboros
Alcohol drunk: 1.5 pts of cider, 2 glasses of wine.
Percentage of food eaten that is tasty and organic: 85
No. hours nap time for every half hour of revision: 1.5
No. of horrendously embarassing moments: umm...3 probably
No. of times I wanted to disappear into the floor: 5
Percentage of a full heart attack experienced when looked at balance: 24.5
Reading on rage counter (out of 10) experienced whilst trying to swim in the smallest pool in the world with 8 pensioners and one man doing butterfly: 8.01
Amount of times listened to new favourite song: at least twice a day
And why can't you tell us what the song is: umm...because it's a bit country
Newly decided soundtrack for life, that will be cool, elegant and langorous: The Detroit Cobras

News and views everyone. Can't wait to see you all. Oh, and Ego, why aren't there any photos on the VG gallery from your arrival in Anna's room on Friday night/Saturday morning? I took them, and would be interested to see them! Also, I obviously can't go to a Spearmint Rhino because a royal has been seen in one - it would completely spoil my credibility...!
xxx