We're at koko in camden, jen is very pissed and the like are shit! Will young was playing and Jen got excited! The drinks are a stupid price and the music is... well shit! Theres lots of wankers in front who keep having long conversations about pushing in front and then pushing in front. Theres trendy wankers and a particular chav wanker who has short man issues. But there is a bright red half naked man, but he's a sculpture.