The last night in Varey...

Hello my lovlies. Lucy here. It is the last night in Varey. I am secretary for us three girlies, and will be writing the thoughts of a rather far gone couple of people (apparently I'm not allowed to be degroatry).

Ok here we go...
Alex: I'm scared if I pull again tonight, I'm going to miss out on the girly fun.
Sarah: Ooooh look where I've managed to put the eyeliner...my goldfish committed suicide.
Lucy: Do you have any thoughts you'd like to convey to the masses? (btw watching drunk Sarah apply make up is lovely and amusing)
Sarah: I'd like to tell to the world that I love them.
Alex: Ditto.
Sarah: I miss them. No, I don't. The fuckers left me.
Alex: have a good summer everybody.
Sarah: I have been drinking white wine, and I don;t give a fuck about anybody. Oh no that's harsh, I love them all and miss them all. We're looking after Varey for everybody.
Sarah: I've got mascara on my chin.
Alex: I'm going to bring Seb up here, if he's a twat, I'm sorry.
Lucy (thinking): Hmmm...we've been drinking for four hours. Surely I should be feeling a bit drunk. Hope I didn't use up all my drunkeness the other day,
....will repost later